A new tryout popped into the inbox a while ago.
And I must say that never have a tryout been so anticipated and the line of reviewers standing in line so long. But I was the lucky one
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I am ofc talking about
[ConC]Renegade-u|c-|Ap|-zG-- The Man Who Could Talk to Pipe Grenades and
The Tails of the Euroskillz Easy PipersChapter #1 - esad_speedconc - Jump 5Without any hesitation
[ConC]Renegade-u|c-|Ap|-zG- turned around and switfly grabbed a new bag, even though his old one was already full. He put himself into position at the edge of Jump 5 and placed one by one out of three lethal pipe grenades with an accuracy only surpassed by the one and only
[ConC]Renegade-u|c-|Ap|-zG-.
Chapter #2 - esad_speedconc - Jump 6In a state of hyper active awareness
[ConC]Renegade-u|c-|Ap|-zG- rips the jump apart as it was his last mission in life. Ofc ended with a typical piruette which gives
4 bonus points.
Chapter #3 - conc_speed2 - Jump 1Living on the edge as usual
[ConC]Renegade-u|c-|Ap|-zG- uses only one pipe grenade and lands it with a fierce bump. BUT! He manages to hit his head on his way there and had to rest 1 minute before going on to
Chapter #4 - conc_speed2 - Jump 2With a grin on his face
[ConC]Renegade-u|c-|Ap|-zG- never looked back and disappeared towards
Chapter #5 - conc_speed2 - Jump 3If horses could talk
[ConC]Renegade-u|c-|Ap|-zG- would be the words. Yet again the man of no return returns and finish off jump 3 as nothing.
Chapter #6 - conc_speed2 - Jump 4With the fast twitch of a TFC vet
[ConC]Renegade-u|c-|Ap|-zG- snaps a bag, do a little rumble in the jungle and spins while he touches the hole,
[ConC]Renegade-u|c-|Ap|-zG-'s deep deep hole of love.
Chapter #7 - conc_speed2 - Jump 5With the evil eye
[ConC]Renegade-u|c-|Ap|-zG- stares at the bag, primes a pipe, regrets it, and primes another and way he go over the obstacle.
Chapter #8 - conc_speed2 - Jump 6With a failure barelly noticable
[ConC]Renegade-u|c-|Ap|-zG- shows his head above the hole at the end pof the jump.
Chapter #9 - conc_speed2 - Jump 7A quick look over hos shoulder and with a still hot pipe grenade just behind his back
[ConC]Renegade-u|c-|Ap|-zG- surfs on the wave of fame, once again.
Chapter #10 - conc_speed2 - Jump 8With the eye of a cyote and ears of the guinea pig
[ConC]Renegade-u|c-|Ap|-zG- freezes, watching the cloudy white trails from the bouncing pipe grenades far, far, far below. Without a good bye to mom he jumps of the edge and never seems to reach the bottom. But he do, and hits the two innocent pipes right between the ? and get a bounce worthy a rabbit.
Chapter #11 - conc_speed2 - Jump 9He fools us all. Making us watch to the right while suddenly, going to the left. An epic trick by
[ConC]Renegade-u|c-|Ap|-zG-. Three victory pipes makes him trigger happy and he almost fall back a jump, but luckilly for the story he doesnt.
Chapter #12 - conc_speed2 - Jump 10A slight tension is starting to build up as the pipe worthy
[ConC]Renegade-u|c-|Ap|-zG- turns left, turns right, turns left again, and at last grabs a bag. Two mid air pipes lands perfectly in the water and the end is happy, again.
Chapter #13 - conc_speed2 - Jump 11The silence is so thick that you hardly can cut it with a razor blade. Two swift
*KA-CHUCKS* and
[ConC]Renegade-u|c-|Ap|-zG- back bends, leaning over the edge, pin pointing the precise position of the falling pipes. A barelly noticable blood stain on the wall is the only trace of the detonation point
[ConC]Renegade-u|c-|Ap|-zG-. Laughing loud at death
[ConC]Renegade-u|c-|Ap|-zG- do a 360 degree spin at the end.
Chapter #14 - conc_speed2 - Jump 12EPIC! Not a wrinkle on the uniform.
Chapter #15 - conc_speed2 - Jump 13He can do it in air, he can do it on the ground, and he did it in water,
[ConC]Renegade-u|c-|Ap|-zG-. With three pipes and a distinct
GLUB GLUB. His ... turns on fire as he is fired off to the sky.
Chapter #16 - conc_speed2 - Jump 14The
CLICKETI CLACK of the dancing pipes
[ConC]Renegade-u|c-|Ap|-zG- not just makes the jump but makes music.
Chapter #17 - conc_speed2 - Jump 15WHAT WAS THAT?!?! A plane, a snake, a wookie, a hair dryer??? No it was
[ConC]Renegade-u|c-|Ap|-zG- in the flesh creating one more mile stone on his way to the blizzfull glory of the [Ez|eP] guild.
Chapter #18 - conc_speed2 - Jump 16The nightmare for all pipers on conc_speed2, jump 16.
But does this disturb
[ConC]Renegade-u|c-|Ap|-zG-? What do you think? Of course not. Are you stupid?
Chapter #19 - conc_speed2 - Jump 17The wall shivers in naked fear when
[ConC]Renegade-u|c-|Ap|-zG- watches it, and let go of his pipes, against it and sniffing his arm pit in mid air like a real man before COMPLETELLY owning up the jump.
Chapter #20 - conc_speed2 - Jump 18What is
[ConC]Renegade-u|c-|Ap|-zG-'s goal? Why is he on this mission? Is it for money? Is it for the babes? No, it is to get to
Chapter #21 - conc_speed2 - Jump 19Hot guns and armys of tanks can't stop him. Equipped with his trusty old pipe launcher
[ConC]Renegade-u|c-|Ap|-zG- again shows where the pipes should be layed.
Chapter #22 - conc_speed2 - Jump 20[ConC]Renegade-u|c-|Ap|-zG-, the man who can never be seen in the rear mirror because he will always be in front of you. Right! The jump! Riding on hords of air gusts
[ConC]Renegade-u|c-|Ap|-zG- strikes again.
Chapter #23 - conc_speed2 - Jump 21Do as
[ConC]Renegade-u|c-|Ap|-zG-, eat spinnage and stay away from drugs.
Chapter #24 - conc_speed2 - Jump 22The atomic clocks can't be as accurate as
[ConC]Renegade-u|c-|Ap|-zG-'s timing. The brain cells are marching up
[ConC]Renegade-u|c-|Ap|-zG-'s cortex, in perfect synchrony under
[ConC]Renegade-u|c-|Ap|-zG-'s stern but fair control.
Chapter #25 - conc_speed2 - Jump 23You should ask yourself, do you really hesitate for a second that
[ConC]Renegade-u|c-|Ap|-zG-'s couldnt do this jump? Think again!
Chapter #26 - conc_speed2 - Jump 24Far far away in time from the big smelly Black Hole before the Big Bang
[ConC]Renegade-u|c-|Ap|-zG- stood alone in the universe, in his lan cave. What was he thinking about? Where did it all start? What is the meaning of a pipe grenade? Who are
[ConC]Renegade-u|c-|Ap|-zG-? He shrugs his shoulders and waves these thoughts off. There have never been and will never be any other meaning than finishing jump 24 on conc_speed2 in this moment.
Chapter #27 - conc_speed2 - Jump 25Bats are black! Rats are brown!
[ConC]Renegade-u|c-|Ap|-zG- is green. What?
Chapter #28 - conc_speed2 - Jump 26[ConC]Renegade-u|c-|Ap|-zG- pats his launher on its back and whispers something barelly hearable, "I will grease you up when we get home".
Chapter 29 - conc_speed2 - Jump 27What caused the climate change and the financial crisis?
[ConC]Renegade-u|c-|Ap|-zG- What will solve the climate change and the financial crisis?
[ConC]Renegade-u|c-|Ap|-zG-Chapter 30 - conc_speed2 - Jump 28Words can not describe what is going on inside
[ConC]Renegade-u|c-|Ap|-zG-'s black demoman leather boots by now. Who cares as long as we get to
Chapter 31 - conc_speed2 - Jump 29With a big crash into the end teleporter he disappears,
[ConC]Renegade-u|c-|Ap|-zG- logs off and leaves us with so many questions unanswered. His journey is over. conc_speed2 is shattered to pieces. Women and kids are left crying in the corners. It will never be the same again.
THE ENDp.s.
[ConC]Renegade-u|c-|Ap|-zG-- The Man Who Could Talk to Pipe Grenades -
The Ultimate Demo Collectionis out now and can be downloaded for free
here.
truly a nice welcome post, had a movie intro feeling in it if u take count the last text too
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dia!!) it's only just been accepted.